Ashfur

"i bLED ON THE STONES fuck u squrrel flight i am in much very pain" - actual Ashfur quote.

Ashfur is also known as Assfur, Assfar, Assfart, Assfair, and Mr. Brightside. He is emo and probably worshipped as a god on WCF. Some of these practices have been carried to GDCW. His theme song was taken as the GDCW national anthem.